yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you
uh. Last night at fencing, aka anger management, it was roundly decided that there would be no practice next Tuesday as everyone would no doubt want to be at home with their families swigging wine and waiting for A. the end of the world B. the dawn of a new age. That’s right, Election ’08 is about to draw to a close, and it’s only taken 1,000 days and seven years off the lifespan of the average network news anchor/political scientist.
The end is pretty damn nigh, and thank goodness, not that I don’t like shouting and name calling as much as the next person, but it’s probably time to actually start doing something instead of condemning expensive suit purchases 24 hours a day, which is one of the things that I like most about good old B.O. He says straight-up that there is real work to be done, and that for things to actually improve the people doing that work are going to be, wait for it, us.
This is ain’t no disco party, shou shalt not drop bombs nor acid, thou shalt not buy another pair of $300.00 sunglasses, and for perhaps not the first time let’s move as one to the words of Britney Spears and, “Do somethin'” Go on, I’m right behind you.
The following clip from last night’s Daily Show is both hilarious and nauseating, two words that just start to make sense together when you spend much time in America. Take home point: “People can disagree about abortion, but still agree about the unimportance of women’s health.” Samantha Bee long may you reign.