you are not connected to the internet

Whenever someone with an iphone actually receives a call on it they tend to look at it with this perplexed expression and then hold it  tentatively to their ear and whisper, “hello?” like they’re not really sure what they’re doing, like they’ve never answered a phone before.  It’s as though with all the time they spend downloading applications and scanning quickly through their menus they forgot that this thing is actually…wait for it…a telephone.  Imagine that.