badass undercover

Talking about cool stuff like cognitive neuroscience is obviously badass, but not talking is undercover badass.  If you don’t talk, and instead tell people stories with your eyes, people will be all like, “No way!  Shut the fuck up!” and you’ll be like, I already did.

Side bangs are undercover badass, because they’re like bangs, for people who are so busy being badass that they had to actually push their bangs to the side.  Added bonus is you only have the use of one eye and while an eye patch is obviously badass, using your hair as an eyepatch is undercover badass, literally.

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