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why so racist, baby?

October 4, 2009


The recent spate of provocative Newsweek headlines have left many wondering, Why so dramatic Newsweek?  In case they’re running out of ideas here are some possibilities for future cover stories:


Is Your Baby A Cat?

Is Your Baby Actually Your Sister?

Is Your Baby A Sexual Predator?

The Case For Killing Your Racist Baby and Your Grandmother.

What Do Kittens Have To Do With Terrorism?

Why Is Your Baby Staring At You Like That?

Is That Your Baby?

Did You Like The Movie Rosemary’s Baby?

Are Your Living In It?

Do You Have Sex With The Devil In Your Sleep?

Is Your Cat Racist?

Is The Way You Spell Your Name Racist?

Are You Racist?

Baby, Are Your Parents Racist?

The Case For Killing Your Parents.

Is Your Cat Making A Case For Killing Your Parents?

The Law, Your Cat, and Racism.

Is It Racist To Have A Baby Who Is The Same Race As You?

2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 5, 2009 7:00 am


    Here’s my contribution:

    The Case for Blending Up This Magazine with Baby Food and Making Your Grandmother Eat It.

  2. June 30, 2010 8:03 pm

    The case for killing granny? Jesus.

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